Eventually, all our heroes end up naked

I woke up and turned on the Today Show, then went to the closet to get out the shirt I was wearing for the day. Next, in my underwear mind you, I quickly opened my door and grabbed my free copy of the USA Today, slipping back in with much haste and stealth. As if anyone would notice or care if a half-naked man popped out of his hotel room door. Happens all the time, I’m told.

My index finger was poised over my laptop's enter key, trembling and sweaty.
I hovered over that key longer than Jon Stewart's monologue at the opening
of this year's Oscars.

And what was with that boring monologue? I mean, the opening of the Academy
Awards used to be fun, creative and unique. Like the year Billy Crystal was
inserted by computer software into scenes from each best picture nomination.
Or the time Ellen DeGeneres was vacuuming the floor prior to the show
opening. Now that's entertainment

Speaking of the movies, although I only saw two of the five nominated films,

Health club don’ts – part two

My last article that confronted boorish behavior at the post New Year’s resolution health club stampede garnered much reaction from my loyal readers.

I have thus decided to expand my original list of five troubling, disgusting health club habits to a total of 10. And if someone ticks me off enough later in the year, the list could grow.

Hometown holiday crime report

A friend of mine received a frantic phone call from his daughter Tuesday afternoon. Do you remember last Tuesday’s snowfall?

Take me to your leader

Democratic presidential hopeful Dennis Kucinich has seen one. Hundreds of
pilots report being tailed by them. My brother saw one once near Little

Life in Eden

Steven Stromberg

I want my MTV-era Debbie Harry

A co-worker walked into my office the other day with a look of dread, as if

Some targets are just too easy. When mocking a person or an organization is
no longer good sport, it's time to find more challenging prey.

Life in Eden

Steven S. Stromberg

No more pencils, no more books .

The gang from the musical "Grease" poured out of the front door of Rydell