Do You Believe In America?

With a recent post, Vamma did another great job of cutting and pasting. This borrowed blog was so funny, I thought Al Franken wrote it.

Here were some pretend questions to ask Republicans:

● "Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy?
● "Do you think professional wrestling is real?
● "Do you doubt the theory of gravity?
● "Do you watch Fox News?"

Let's put a Q and A to the Democrats.

Q: Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy?
A: No, but tooth fairies should be allowed to marry.

Q: Do you think professional wrestling is real?
A: No, the outcomes are determined by Karl Rove.

Q: Do you doubt the theory of gravity?
A: No, The threat of man-made gravity is real.

Q: Do you watch Fox News?
A: Occassionaly, but only Alan Colmes. Otherwise it's CNN, CBS, or MSNBC. ...

And some others ...

Q: Do you think voter fraud is a problem?
A: Only when we lose.

Q: With the troop surge in Iraq, do you think we are winning the war?
A: Um, um, let me check the polls.

Q: Who do you blame for current banking crisis?
A: I don't want to talk about Barny Frank.

Q: Do you believe in Santa Claus?
A: No, He is a symbol created by the Religious Right.

Q: Do you believe the threat of terrorism is real?
A: No, It is a vast right-wing conspiracy.

Q: What do you say to people who describe universal health care as socialism?
A: What's wrong with socialism?

Q: With gas close to $4 gallon, should we do more domestic drilling?
A: Um, um, let me check the polls.

Q: Do you support parental notification in cases of teen pregnacy?
A: No, especially if the teen is pregnant.

Q: When do you believe schools should begin teaching sex-ed?
A: Kindergarten

Q; Do you oppose prayer in schools?
A: Christian prayer should not be allowed in schools.

Q What do you think of the Al Franken commercial, where he says he hates those "Mother f-ers.?"
A: I thought it was terrible of Coleman to bleep out the words, That was censorship.

Q: Do you believe in raising taxes?
A: Yes, but only for people who work.

Q: Do you support the burning of the U.S. Flag?
A: Yes, but I have some concerns about the CO emissions.

Q: Do you support our voluntary military system?
A: White hetero-sexual males should be drafted. It should be voluntary for everyone else.

Q: Do you believe in the United States of America?
A: I believe in States United under the United Nations, and France.